A tribute to Condoleeza Rice and George W. Bush who, despite voluminious evidence to the contrary, said, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile," adding that "even in retrospect" there was "nothing" to suggest that" and "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees," respectively.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

John Mark Karr Admits He Wrote "The Path to 9/11" 

John Mark Karr admitted he wrote the soon-to-be-aired by ABC fictionalized account of the decade preceding the attack on September 11, 2001. He conceded that he has a political agenda which is not to be confused with an apolitical agenda. Although his tale is chock full of historical inaccuracies and blatant fabrications, he's sure that it should be used as a learning tool in schools throughout the country.

Karr, who recently gained notoriety such that it became news what he had for dinner, refused to comment on his political affiliations but conceded he'd like to have beer with the Decider and not one of those fake beers, either.

After further inquiry by the otherwise docile press corp, Karr also admitted he had OBL in his gunsights when trekking in Afghanistan but he couldn't get the go ahead from Captain Kirk.

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