A tribute to Condoleeza Rice and George W. Bush who, despite voluminious evidence to the contrary, said, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile," adding that "even in retrospect" there was "nothing" to suggest that" and "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees," respectively.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

ABC New Special Report: E-Coli Outbreak Traced to Clinton Administration 

As panic over tainted spinach sweeps the nation, ABC News has learned that Sandy Berger had an opportunity to stop the outbreak dead in its tracks but failed to give the order to bombard the killer spinach with massive amounts of clean water when undercover operatives disguised as illegal immigrant farm workers had high-pressure hoses trained on the leafy death merchant. Berger allegedly cited his lack of legal authority as justification for not taking decisive action. Berger, could not be reached for comment, but his spokesman claims the events as set forth by ABC never actually happened.

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