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A tribute to Condoleeza Rice and George W. Bush who, despite voluminious evidence to the contrary, said, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile," adding that "even in retrospect" there was "nothing" to suggest that" and "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees," respectively.
Monday, May 29, 2006
Mountain Bike Rider (sung to the tune of Paperback Writer)
Mountain Bike Rider
Mountain bike rider, mountain bike rider
Dear Sir or Madam will you take a look
It took lies and fear to promote this rotten crook
Based on promises which are not what they appear
He can't do his job, so he wants to be mountain bike rider, mountain bike rider
It's a dirty story of a dirty little man
His Stepford wife's in on the plan
His plan ain't working, he can't help but fail
He can't do his job so he wants to be a mountain bike rider, mountain bike rider.
A hundred thousand deaths, give or take a few
There'll be a thousand more in a week or two
He can peddle longer cuz it makes him smile
He could change things round, but he wants to be a mountain bike rider, mountain bike rider.
If you really trust him, you will lose your rights
Creeping fascism doesn't happen overnight
So it's off to Crawford for some photo-ops
Cuz he need a break and wants to be a mountain biker rider, mountain bike rider.
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Mountain bike rider, mountain bike rider
Dear Sir or Madam will you take a look
It took lies and fear to promote this rotten crook
Based on promises which are not what they appear
He can't do his job, so he wants to be mountain bike rider, mountain bike rider
It's a dirty story of a dirty little man
His Stepford wife's in on the plan
His plan ain't working, he can't help but fail
He can't do his job so he wants to be a mountain bike rider, mountain bike rider.
A hundred thousand deaths, give or take a few
There'll be a thousand more in a week or two
He can peddle longer cuz it makes him smile
He could change things round, but he wants to be a mountain bike rider, mountain bike rider.
If you really trust him, you will lose your rights
Creeping fascism doesn't happen overnight
So it's off to Crawford for some photo-ops
Cuz he need a break and wants to be a mountain biker rider, mountain bike rider.
