A tribute to Condoleeza Rice and George W. Bush who, despite voluminious evidence to the contrary, said, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile," adding that "even in retrospect" there was "nothing" to suggest that" and "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees," respectively.

Monday, February 06, 2006


Q. How do you keep Attorney General Gonzales from lying under oath to a Senate committee?

A. Simple, don't swear him in.

Q. How do you keep new pictures of abuse in prisons in Iraq from surfacing and enraging the public.

A. Simple, ban the use or possession of cameras in the prisons.

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