A tribute to Condoleeza Rice and George W. Bush who, despite voluminious evidence to the contrary, said, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile," adding that "even in retrospect" there was "nothing" to suggest that" and "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees," respectively.

Friday, September 02, 2005

Today's Good News 

Condoleeza Rice's aspirations for elected office came to an abrupt end when it was learned that she was attending broadway shows, buying thousand dolllar shoes and working on her backhand during the worst natural disaster in American history and the accompanying dismal relief effort. Future political opponents promised to bludgeon her with this grievace judgment error in image management.

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