A tribute to Condoleeza Rice and George W. Bush who, despite voluminious evidence to the contrary, said, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile," adding that "even in retrospect" there was "nothing" to suggest that" and "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees," respectively.

Monday, September 12, 2005

This Just In 

President Bush explains why he thought all was well in New Orleans:

"And I myself thought we had dodged a bullet. You know why? Because I was listening to people probably over the airwaves say, The bullet has been dodged. And that was what I was referring to."

In a related story, it was announced that CNN would now be responsible for the Presidential Daily Brief, the CIA would be merged into Fox News, and the FBI would be told their doing "a heckuva good job" when it comes to vetting political appointees.

Also, it's been rumored that because of his success in Iraq, Paul (Jerry) Bremer will be named head of the New Orleans Provisional Authority.

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