A tribute to Condoleeza Rice and George W. Bush who, despite voluminious evidence to the contrary, said, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile," adding that "even in retrospect" there was "nothing" to suggest that" and "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees," respectively.

Monday, May 02, 2005

Crawford, TX: Horse Milking Update 

Laura Bush said in her standup comedy routine that George mistakenly milked a male horse instead of a cow because he really isn't a cowboy. At least not in the traditional sense.

It was reported today that the horse in question was endowed in a similar fashion to Jeff Gannon, 8 inches. But, unlike Jeff, the horse was uncut.

This should put to rest once and for all the rumors that George is afraid of horses and we can expect him to be going bareback some time in the near future. Laura did not elaborate on whatever happened to the "milk."

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