A tribute to Condoleeza Rice and George W. Bush who, despite voluminious evidence to the contrary, said, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile," adding that "even in retrospect" there was "nothing" to suggest that" and "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees," respectively.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

Ways to Get the Republicans to Ignore Terri Schiavo 

Have a overwhelming consensus of internationally recognized scientists determine that she should be kept alive

Fly her into Dover AFB under the cover of darkness

Implicate Schiavo in the Valerie Plame scandal

Have Sibel Edmonds claim that Schiavo is jeopardizing national security

A large donation to TRMPAC

A large donation to Tom Delay’s legal defense fund

Claim that Mark Schiavo is a gay male prostitute with unprecedented access to Jeb Bush

Show that Schiavo is part of Abdul Qadeer Khan’s nuclear arms sales force

Put the information in a Presidential Daily Brief


I wonder if after the Senate finishes with their hearings on steroid abuse in baseball, they’ll take up the issue of pain medication abuse, doctor shopping and money laundering by radio talk-show personalities. You know, a lot of high school students out there may be contemplating a career as a right-wing gas bag and it sends a terrible message that you have to be law-breaking drug addict in order to succeed.

Tom Delay personally attacked Mark Schiavo claiming Schiavo had not acted in the best interest of his wife and intimated that Mark Schiavo was not the kind of person who deserved to make decisions concerning the fate of his wife. Schiavo, taking a play from Delay’s playbook, accused Delay’s comments as being a politically motivated, partisan attack.

Special sessions of Congress and the Senate to draft “emergency” legislation. The President cuts short his vacation to return to Washington to sign the bill to save the life of one woman in Florida. If we had this kind of response to all the warnings about potential al Queda attacks in the summer of 2001, the twin towers might still be standing.

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