A tribute to Condoleeza Rice and George W. Bush who, despite voluminious evidence to the contrary, said, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile," adding that "even in retrospect" there was "nothing" to suggest that" and "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees," respectively.

Friday, February 25, 2005

Perspectives in Irony:

In order to deduct mileage on your tax return, you're required to keep a log of the miles from starting point to destination and back and the trip must be for a particular purpose which the government deems as permissible. If you don't keep such a log, you may lose the deduction during an audit.

Misplace $9,000,000,000 (nine-billion dollars) in Iraq, and you don't even have to memorialize it on a friggin post-it. In fact, you might even get a medal.

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