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A tribute to Condoleeza Rice and George W. Bush who, despite voluminious evidence to the contrary, said, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile," adding that "even in retrospect" there was "nothing" to suggest that" and "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees," respectively.
Friday, February 25, 2005
FAKE NEWS SATURDAY: Fake Press Conference
Question: Should diplomacy and fence-mending be done by someone who can't even gets verbs and subjects to agree?
President Bush: I got a mandate; 51% of my subjects agree!
Question: Mr. Bush, your No Child Left Behind is drawing critics from both sides of the political spectrum. How will you convince them that your ideas for reforming public education should continue since you yourself attended prep schools and Ivy League Colleges and have little or no personal experience with the public school system othen than marrying a woman who spent 2 years as a school librarian and 20 years talking about it?
President Bush: I think it's unfair to denigrate librarians, prep schools and especially Ivy League colleges by pointing out their failures.
Question: It's been noted that unless you're reading from a scripted speech, you're all but incoherent. That hypcocrisy and irony are totally lost on you. Do you attribute that to the effects of long-term alcohol abuse or the use of illicit drugs like cocaine and marijuana?
President Bush: I don't think you should denigrate reformed alcoholics who may or may not be "dry drunks." Besides, I found Jesus. I mean I found that finding Jesus should excuse all my past behavior. Not like that draft-dodging, dope-smoking, fellatio-recipient Clinton.
Question: The mainstream media has all but ignored the story about Jeff Gannon, the so-called journalist with at best dubious credentials, who somehow managed to get into one of your rare press conferences, and somehow managed to be called upon to ask a question, and somehow lobbed a slow, softball question right into your rhetorical strike zone. Do you have anything to say about this.
President Bush: Yes, thank you. The check is in the mail.
Thanks John For Cleaning Up New Orleans
A MUST READ ARTICLE BY THE NASHUA ADVOCATE
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Question: Should diplomacy and fence-mending be done by someone who can't even gets verbs and subjects to agree?
President Bush: I got a mandate; 51% of my subjects agree!
Question: Mr. Bush, your No Child Left Behind is drawing critics from both sides of the political spectrum. How will you convince them that your ideas for reforming public education should continue since you yourself attended prep schools and Ivy League Colleges and have little or no personal experience with the public school system othen than marrying a woman who spent 2 years as a school librarian and 20 years talking about it?
President Bush: I think it's unfair to denigrate librarians, prep schools and especially Ivy League colleges by pointing out their failures.
Question: It's been noted that unless you're reading from a scripted speech, you're all but incoherent. That hypcocrisy and irony are totally lost on you. Do you attribute that to the effects of long-term alcohol abuse or the use of illicit drugs like cocaine and marijuana?
President Bush: I don't think you should denigrate reformed alcoholics who may or may not be "dry drunks." Besides, I found Jesus. I mean I found that finding Jesus should excuse all my past behavior. Not like that draft-dodging, dope-smoking, fellatio-recipient Clinton.
Question: The mainstream media has all but ignored the story about Jeff Gannon, the so-called journalist with at best dubious credentials, who somehow managed to get into one of your rare press conferences, and somehow managed to be called upon to ask a question, and somehow lobbed a slow, softball question right into your rhetorical strike zone. Do you have anything to say about this.
President Bush: Yes, thank you. The check is in the mail.
Thanks John For Cleaning Up New Orleans
A MUST READ ARTICLE BY THE NASHUA ADVOCATE
