A tribute to Condoleeza Rice and George W. Bush who, despite voluminious evidence to the contrary, said, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile," adding that "even in retrospect" there was "nothing" to suggest that" and "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees," respectively.

Thursday, December 23, 2004


This large settlement was made because two doctors were performing heart surgery on patients who did not need it.

A company spokesman said, "The additional revenue from the surgeries was needed to fight frivolous lawsuits. So in essence, we were fighting frivolous lawsuits with frivolous surgery. More than anything else, this is just another example of the need for tort reform and not an attempt at self-enrichment by violating the Hippocratic Oath."

In Other News: The White House said today that, "It's hard work! Everyone's working hard. It's such hard work, it's really torture."

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