A tribute to Condoleeza Rice and George W. Bush who, despite voluminious evidence to the contrary, said, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile," adding that "even in retrospect" there was "nothing" to suggest that" and "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees," respectively.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004


Mass graves have been replaced by thousands of individual graves.

Plan to prevent the public from seeing more pictures of abuse and torture in Iraqi prisons by forbidding the use or possession of cameras an unqualified success.

Anticipating the killing or capture of Al-Zarqawi after raising the bounty to $25 million, a list of candidates to name as "villain du jour" narrowed to 5 names.

Convinced everyone in the media that any reference to Al-Sadr must be prefaced with "radical cleric" much the same as any reference to the Northern Pike must be prefaced with "predatory."

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