A tribute to Condoleeza Rice and George W. Bush who, despite voluminious evidence to the contrary, said, "I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center, take another one and slam it into the Pentagon, that they would try to use an airplane as a missile," adding that "even in retrospect" there was "nothing" to suggest that" and "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees," respectively.

Friday, December 17, 2004


In the spirit of the recent awarding of Presidential Medals of Freedom to Bremer, Franks and Tenet, the following was reported today:

Tom Green and David Arquette will share the Lifetime Achievement Award from the Motion Picture Academy.

People Magazine named Ann Coulter Sexist Man Alive.

Ariel Sharon wins Nobel Peace Prize.

William Hung wins Grammy.

Scott Peterson named Father of the Year.

Mike Tyson wins Rhodes Scholarship.

Mark Hyman wins Pulitzer Prize for fiction for his “The Point” commentary (propaganda).

Paris Hilton named as role model for teenage girls.

Mary K. Laterno named Teacher of the Year (retroactively).

Yushenko's "Extreme Makeover" cited as unqualified success.

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